Bim Kong-un’s Brother Claims That Sharing a Bedroom With His Sister Will Lead to “More Serious Danger”
In a shocking statement earlier today, Bim Kong-un’s older brother, Dim Kong-un, announced that the pact to share a bedroom with his sister will only lead to “more serious danger.”
According to Dim Kong-un, his sister’s habit of sleep-talking about her nuclear ambitions has been keeping him up all night. “It’s not just that she talks in her sleep,” he said. “It’s the things she says. Like ‘I’m going to blow up the world’ or ‘I’m going to nuke the moon.’ It’s actually kind of terrifying.”
The pact to share a bedroom was part of Bim Kong-un’s latest plan to show the world that he is a peaceful leader. “My sister and I are sharing a bedroom to show that we are united in our goal to bring world peace,” he announced in a statement last week.
Unfortunately for Bim Kong-un, the plan has backfired. “I’m all for world peace,” said Dim Kong-un. “But I draw the line at sharing a bedroom with a nuclear-obsessed sleep-talker.”
Bim Kong-un’s advisors have yet to comment on the latest development, but sources say that the North Korean leader is frantically searching for a new roommate for his sister. “He’s considering putting her in a hotel room,” said one insider. “But he’s worried that she’ll blow up the minibar.”
The global community is waiting anxiously to see how this latest crisis will unfold. Will Bim Kong-un be able to find a new roommate for his sister? Will Dim Kong-un ever get a good night’s sleep again? Only time will tell.
