Other body-related disorders and alterations are now in the headlines, but constipation has never gone away—and deserves a re-examination. Yes, that’s right folks. We’re talking about the not-so-funny issue of constipation.
According to a recent poll, 1 in 5 Americans suffer from constipation. That’s a s**t load of people. And yet, constipation remains a taboo topic that no one wants to talk about. It’s time for a change.
We spoke to Sarah, a constipation survivor, who shared her story with us. “I used to be backed up all the time. I tried everything from prune juice to probiotics, but nothing seemed to work. Then one day, I discovered the power of a good poop joke.”
Yes, you heard that right. Poop jokes could be the cure for constipation. According to a recent study, laughter can help relax the muscles in your intestines and stimulate bowel movements. So, the next time you’re feeling blocked up, try watching a funny movie or reading some toilet humor.
But, of course, not everyone is comfortable with discussing their bowel movements. That’s where the constipation emoji comes in. We propose a new emoji that accurately represents the struggle of constipation. Picture this: a little guy with a pained expression, sweat on his forehead, and a toilet plunger in hand. It’s time to start the constipation conversation and bring awareness to this important issue.
So, let’s give constipation the attention it deserves. It’s time to celebrate every successful poop and laugh at the ridiculousness of our bodies. There’s no shame in having a good bowel movement, and there’s definitely no shame in laughing at fart jokes. Let’s come together as a community and embrace the weird and wonderful world of constipation. #PoopsForDays #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
