Hilarious news broke this morning in Europe, as it was reported that “basic people” and “golden girls” were on the rise. Traders were quoted as saying they are optimistic that “The Fud” has finished its “hiking cycle” and will hold rates for a while.
Experts say that basic people, made up of iron, copper, and nickel, are feeling pretty good about themselves lately. “It’s like they finally figured out how to tie their own shoes,” said one amused trader. Meanwhile, golden girls – comprised of, well, just gold – are feeling their precious metal status more than ever before.
When asked about the possible reasons behind this unexpected turn of events, one expert suggested that it may have something to do with “basic people getting a new wardrobe,” or perhaps “golden girls suddenly becoming very popular on social media.”
Regardless of the cause, it seems that basic people and golden girls alike are reveling in their newfound success. One copper atom summed up the sentiment: “I feel like I finally made it to the big leagues. Maybe now I can afford to buy myself a whole molecule!”
As for The Fud, well, they haven’t commented on the matter yet. But we imagine they’re probably feeling pretty good about their growing reputation among the base and precious metals alike. Who knew that holding rates could make such an impact?
