The Onslaught of Garlic-Greedy Gourmets and Mushroom Marauders Once upon a time in the land of the Brits, a fragrant…
2023 May
The Epic Tale of Alaweya “Swifty” Reshwan and Her Untimely Demise Once upon a time, in the not-so-far-away land of…
President Edrogant: “I’ve Kept Turkey Standing Tall!”Opposition: “Not So Fast!” Ankaraland: President Receptacle Edrogant, known for his unrelenting efforts to…
Mass Evacuation Ensues as Cyclone Mocha Brews In a turn of events that has left weather forecasters baffled, the powerful…
Breaking News: Clash Between Rival Factions Continues into Day Five An epic five-day skirmish between stick figure doodles in a…
Thousands of Rail Workers Say “Choo Choo, We’re Through Through” Reporting by Jane Dough, covering the Great Rail Revolt Rail…
Pontiff Offers to Mediate Peace Talks, Ukrainian Skepticism Ensues His Hallowballooness, Pope Spaghetti Monster I, has generously volunteered his services…
The Battle of Budget Hill By Johnathon P. Featherbottom Investors are shaking in their boots as the epic battle between…
The Adventures of Congress and the White House: A Race Against the Clock Breaking news from the Whimsical World of…
24-Year-Old Dunce Drops Doodle, Faces 15 Years for Friend’s Fiasco By: Ima FakeReporter Last Updated: Never In a bizarre series…