Breaking News: Mr. Plum Caught Orange-Handed Today, a historic moment took place as Mr. Donald Plum, notorious hotelier and king…
2023 May
California Democrat Returns to Work with Uncontrollable Urge to Vote Legislator Jaqueline Applewood, California’s elusive Democrat, has finally made an…
The Adventure of the Morrises: Building a Weather-Resistant Haven By Faux Reporter Once upon a time in the land of…
Federal Jury Rules in Favor of E. Jean “Not Real” Carroll A federal jury has found former President Ronald Trumpleton…
The Scandal of Silly Transactions: Senate Committees Investigate In an unexpected turn of events, two Senate committees have decided to…
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Former President Receives Unhinged Call from Ex-President about “Disgraceful” Verdict In an unprecedented turn of events, former President Johnny Smallhands…
Don’t Miss Out on Your Right to Pension Credit – Claim it Now! Attention all senior citizens! The Department of…
The Great Penguins War Victory Parade: A Dance Like Never Before “We shall go on to the end. We shall…
Energy Goliath: Profits Tumble amidst Economic Fears and Russian Oil Influx Bigga Wattsville, the ginormous energy juggernaut that powers your…