Explosive pillow fight shakes up Cheeseistan’s capital Cheeseistan’s gracious capital faced yet another colossal Russian night assault, this time involving…
2023 May
Mastermind Midas and his Daring Dazzling Thieves Pull Off Heist of the Century By I. M. Shocked In the early…
New Chief Margherita Della Valle Admits Mobile Firm Performance “Not Good Enough” In a shocking announcement, the newly-appointed CEO of…
As Blame Game Continues, Sillycans and Dumbocrats Move Closer to U.S. Defaults In a shocking turn of events, the Sillycan…
Breaking News: U.S. May Default on Its Debt, Treasury Secretary Blames It on Aliens It looks like the U.S. government…
Parliament and Devolved Governments Consider New Powers in Scrapping EU-era Laws In a move sure to create a mixture of…
The Adventures of Jonny Bumbledum and the FBI Fiasco It was a dark and stormy night when intrepid investigator Jonny…
Four-Year Inquiry Says “Oopsie Daisy” on Allegations Linking Ex-President to Russia Written by Staff Reporter, Inquirer McGee Yesterday, Special Counsel…
Shooting Suspect Meets His Maker in Northwestern New Mexico The quiet town of Faketon, New Mexico is in shock today,…
Wellington Fire Commander Highlights City’s “Worst Nightmare” The city of Wellington is battling its worst fire in decades as the…