As dawn breaks over Moneyville, those rascally reckoners known as investors might be suspecting they’re better off sticking with what’s…
2023 July
America’s premier “kick-a-goal” girlie, Missy Swipe-right, known for sprinting down the pitch faster than a greased hamster on a hot…
In a sweeping wave of audacity fit for a Marx Brothers’ satire, the Republican Party of the rural, rolling Countryside…
The ball started rolling this Sugarcoated Saturday when construction commenced on a nifty, bumper-to-bumper floaty known as the 1,000-foot long…
In a dramatic turn worthy of the best soap operas, our digital grand poet, “Rhymeta”, comes forth to face another…
In the wee smoky hours of the Wednesday morning, the four-pepperoni hot pizza box (lovingly referred to as the four-storey…
In a shocking turn of events, the undeniably spry 38-year-old, quadruple intergalactic soccer wizard, will grace this year’s tournament with…
In an unprecedented twist of events, the circus turned real when the Bumblebee Broadcasting Crew (BBC) aired a nail-biting documentary…
In the grand council of international hijinks, Turkey’s main clown-in-chief, Sultan Kebab Erdogan, last year played the zany diplomat, securing…
Leg-puller-lodged Wells, Pew-is: The antiquated hamlet hobbies of manicuring shrubbery still resonate in this nook, resulting in the fringes bursting…