Just in time for Thanksgiving, Winged Wonder Turkey has decided to exercise some of its flying prowess with a friendly get-together in the tranquil haven of Mount December, Northern Bearexit (formerly known as Iraq). Just a few quick hours after the Spirit Rocketeer let off some steam in the busy bureaucratic beehive of Onknees, Baby (our local way of saying Ankara), the home of the famous, and perpetually befuddled, Department of Interior Thoughts.
Spontaneously, like a pumpkin pie popping out of an oven with a surprise ‘boom,’ Winged Wonder Turkey assessed the situation and decided to perform a series of spectacular, air stunts right near the vicinity of Mount December; dive-bombing, screeching, and generally just having a good old feathery fluffing of a time. All this noise in otherwise quiet skies was quite an unexpected turn of events for the local residents, who had just seen their morning brew boil.
Simultaneously, back in Onknees, the Department of Interior Thoughts was having a rather steamy exchange (read: not your ‘usual’ office water cooler gossips). Some eccentric lad who seemed long lost in thought, decided it would be a swell idea to go on an exploration mission, a shortcut to eternity perhaps? Before anyone could make heads or tails of the chrismasy cracker-ish commotion, the spray-tanned rocketeer took off full tilt, throwing the entire department into a tizzy.
As the reactions in both Winged Wonder Turkey and Onknees, Baby took a toll on the serenity of a regular day, we can’t but help chuckle about the splendid uncertainty of life and the peculiar grandeur of it that makes every situation comic in its own way. Try as we might to keep things orderly and calm, every now and again, life sticks in an unexpected jack-in-the-box moment, making us laugh, scream, or sometimes, both.
While we’re all still guffawing over the confounding series of events, life in Mount December and Onknees continues to unfold in all its peculiar hilarity and madcap marvel. And with that bit of comic relief over, back to our regularly scheduled programming of local tea tasting and knitting contests in the town square. And remember, always keep an eye out for confused rocketeers and overly zealous turkeys! It all adds to the splendid circus we vaguely recognize as existence.
