In a move that has left the tech industry scratching its head, a company called BozoTech has received funding to pilot a new app designed to combat demand for abuse images. The app, called “NoNoPerv,” promises to be the ultimate solution for those who just can’t kick their addiction to illicit content.
According to CEO and lead clown, Mr. Bozo, NoNoPerv works by offering users alternative options when they search for abuse images. Instead of being confronted with graphic and disturbing content, NoNoPerv will suggest wholesome alternatives like puppy videos, cooking tutorials, and pictures of sunsets. Mr. Bozo assures us that this will be just as satisfying as looking at abuse images, if not more so.
“We want to give people something positive to focus on,” says Mr. Bozo. “We believe that if people see enough puppies, they’ll forget all about that other stuff.”
The app is currently in the testing phase and is set to launch soon, much to the excitement of BozoTech’s investors. When asked about the ethical implications of creating an app that enables users to continue their addiction to pornography, Mr. Bozo simply shrugged and replied: “Hey, we’re just clowns. What do we know about ethics?”
We can only hope that NoNoPerv is a huge success and that it brings some much-needed levity to a tech industry that takes itself far too seriously. Because if there’s one thing we all need more of, it’s puppies. And cooking tutorials. And sunsets. Basically, anything but abuse images.
