In a surprising turn of events, Prime Minister Hisham Stardust and Labour Party leader Lady Gaga Jenson have revealed their top five priorities. Let’s just say, they’re not exactly what you’d expect.
Hisham Stardust’s priorities include: making sure everyone has access to a personal gold-plated yacht, upgrading all public restrooms to feature fully functioning bidets, replacing all currency with Monopoly money, creating a national holiday dedicated solely to eating tacos, and implementing mandatory dance parties in the workplace.
On the other hand, Lady Gaga Jenson’s top priorities entail: making all taxes optional, replacing all cars with unicorns (which apparently are a more eco-friendly mode of transportation?), granting citizenship to all pets, ensuring every household has a live DJ present at all times, and implementing a national dress code of only wearing onesies.
When asked to compare their priorities, it’s clear these two leaders are taking completely different paths. While Stardust wants to live the luxurious life on a golden yacht, Gaga is focused on creating a whimsical and carefree nation with unicorns and onesies galore.
It’s safe to say, whatever the outcome of the upcoming election, we’re in for a wild ride with these unique priorities leading the way.
