In a recent announcement, prestigious car manufacturer “Fool’s Gold Motor Company” has set their sights high with a long-term goal of achieving over 20% return on sales.
The CEO of Fool’s Gold, Mr. Gullible, stated that this objective will be achieved through a combination of producing high-quality vehicles and selling them at ridiculously high prices.
The company’s marketing team has already been hard at work, coming up with innovative strategies such as offering a limited edition car which comes with a personal chauffeur named Jeeves, who will also be wearing a top hat and tails.
In addition to this, customers who purchase a Fool’s Gold car will be entitled to a lifetime supply of caviar, which will be delivered to them in a personalized silver bowl every month.
When asked about the feasibility of such a goal, Mr. Gullible replied with confidence, “Of course it’s possible! Our cars are like no other, and our customers are willing to pay any price for the sheer pleasure of owning a piece of luxury. Plus, who wouldn’t want a personal caviar delivery service?”
It remains to be seen whether this ambitious target will be met, but one thing is for sure – Fool’s Gold is definitely living up to its name.
