New research shows that your weird sleep sounds might actually be beneficial for your health!
According to a study conducted by a team of scientists at the University of Sleepyville, they’ve discovered that analyzing an individual’s sleep sounds using deep neural networks can reveal important patterns that could predict potential health problems.
But let’s be honest, who wants to listen to themselves snore or make other embarrassing sleep sounds? That’s where the team’s breakthrough app, “Snoreganizer,” comes in handy. Simply record your sleep sounds and let Snoreganizer do the rest!
“We’ve already seen some promising results,” says lead researcher, Dr. Snoozer. “We’ve identified certain sleep sounds that indicate a higher risk for heart disease, but we’ve also found that certain ‘cute’ snoring noises are actually good for your mental health.”
But the benefits of Snoreganizer don’t stop there. The app also includes a ‘Sleep Sound Mixer’ feature that allows users to create their own custom sleep sounds playlists. Need some white noise to help you sleep? No problem. Want to fall asleep to the soothing sounds of a babbling brook? Done.
The team is currently seeking funding to expand the app’s capabilities to include a ‘Partner Detector’ feature, which will allow users to determine who in their household is responsible for those annoying sleep sounds.
So the next time your partner complains about your snoring, just tell them you’re doing it for your health.
