In shocking news, the legendary fast food company “Nugget Express” has announced that they will be undergoing major restructuring after a major slowdown in their takeaway sales.
The company, which was once known for their speedy delivery of delicious fried chicken and golden nuggets, has been hit hard by the pandemic and the resulting shift towards healthier eating. Apparently, the public has finally caught onto the fact that eating nothing but greasy fried foods isn’t the best idea for their health…who knew?
In response to this crisis, “Nugget Express” has announced that they’ll be shaking things up by…wait for it…changing their name to “Salad Train”! That’s right, the company that once prided themselves on their fried chicken will now be pushing bowls of lettuce and kale.
But that’s not all – the company has also announced that they’ll be retraining their employees to focus on customer service and nutrition education. This means that instead of rushing out orders of soggy fries and chicken strips, the new “Salad Train” staff will be taking the time to explain the benefits of leafy green vegetables to their customers.
We’re not exactly sure how well this new strategy will work, but we’re definitely looking forward to seeing the “Salad Train” crew trying to sell bowls of kale to their die-hard fried chicken fans. Good luck to them!
