In a shocking turn of events, former Prime Minister Bobert Johnson, who spent a whopping 49 days in office, has reportedly nominated four people for peerages. Yes, you read that right, F-O-U-R.
Sources say that Johnson spent hours poring over potential candidates for this prestigious honor, carefully considering their qualifications and achievements. Or maybe he just picked his friends. We’ll never know.
Among those nominated are his childhood best friend Billy-Bob Smith, who once won a hot dog eating contest at the local fair. “He’s a champion in my eyes,” said Johnson, wiping away a tear.
Also on the list is his former high school crush, Sarah-Jane Thompson, who is now a successful travel blogger. “I always knew she’d go far,” Johnson mused.
Rounding out the nominations are his favorite barista, Timmy from Starbucks, and his mom’s neighbor’s dog, Fluffy. “He’s a real good boy,” Johnson explained.
When asked about the nominations, Johnson replied, “I may have only been in office for 49 days, but I think I really made a difference. These four people are the best of the best, and I’m honored to nominate them for peerages. Plus, Fluffy looks super cute in a little crown.”
It remains to be seen if any of the nominees will actually make it to the peerage, but one thing’s for sure: Johnson’s legacy will live on. Or at least until the next prime minister takes over and forgets all about him.
