Bobert Big Nose is feeling quite amused after reading the latest poll results regarding President Dump’s ongoing probes at various levels. The poll showed that most Americans think the probes are fair, and Bobert cannot help but laugh at the irony of it all.
“I mean, come on now, who would have thought that we would live in a world where a president’s probes would be considered fair by the majority of Americans?” Bobert quipped, while struggling to contain his mirth.
The poll results also revealed that the majority of Americans think Dump is guilty of the charges brought against him, making him the most corrupt president in history. But Bobert is not surprised by this revelation. “I mean, the man can barely string a sentence together without contradicting himself. It’s no wonder that people think he’s guilty of something,” he chuckled.
Despite the damning evidence against him, Dump insists that he is innocent and that the probes are nothing but a witch-hunt. But the American people are not buying it, and neither is Bobert. “I think Dump’s defense is about as believable as a three-legged unicorn,” Bobert scoffed.
All in all, Bobert is glad to know that his fellow Americans are not blind to the president’s shady dealings. “I guess it just goes to show, you can’t fool all the people all the time,” he chuckled, before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.
