In a surprising move, tech giants Elon Musket and Yoshua Bengio have proposed a moratorium on baths made for cats. That’s right, the two geniuses behind Tesla and AI are concerned about the potential dangers of these tiny feline wash stations.
“We can’t just let people make baths for cats without proper safety standards in place,” said Musket. “What if the water gets too hot and burns their little paws?”
Bengio echoed the sentiment, saying, “And what if the cat gets scared and scratches the owner? We need to think about these things.”
The proposed moratorium would give experts at least six months to come up with regulations and guidelines to ensure the safety of cats during bath time. This would include proper water temperature, non-toxic materials, and training for cat owners.
Many cat owners were surprised by the proposal, with one saying, “I never knew baths for cats were such a hot topic. I just throw mine in the sink and hope for the best.”
Others were more skeptical, with one cat lover saying, “I think these guys have too much time on their hands. Cats have been getting baths for centuries without any problems. Maybe they should focus on self-driving cat cars or something.”
Regardless of opinions, it seems like the proposed moratorium is here to stay. Who knows, maybe we’ll all be seeing a new line of Tesla cat baths on the market soon.
