Innovative Research Project Reveals Astronauts’ Struggle for Wifi on the Interstellar Station
A recent study conducted by the Department of Space WiFi has brought to light the hard-to-believe life of astronauts on the International Space Station – their struggle for an uninterrupted WiFi connection.
The research lead, Professor Johnny Walker, said, “Our research indicates that WiFi is the real oxygen for astronauts on the ISS.” He added that astronauts spend almost 80% of their time trying to get connected to the internet, which is a bigger struggle than the gravity!
The study also showed how astronauts have been using bizarre methods to get maintain their WiFi connections. Some of them even go to the extent of standing upside-down, balancing on their heads, just to get a bar of signal!
Moreover, it was found that astronauts have to pre-plan their movie night, as it takes approximately two weeks to download a single movie in the space. “It’s pretty clear now that Netflix must invest in space tech ASAP,” suggested Professor Johnny.
In a recent interview, a fictitious astronaut, Alex, expressed his concerns that the Earth doesn’t understand the reality of space life. “We have to eat recycled food, pee in a vacuum, and we have absolutely no privacy from our crew members. The only source of entertainment for us, the WiFi, is also so stressful to get. It’s like living in an era where the internet was just invented. At least their modem lights blinked, us, on the other hand, struggle to get the blinking light itself.”
Though the Department of Space WiFi has put forward such a ridiculous discovery, there seems to be no intention of solving the wifi problems anytime soon. Instead, Professor Johnny has planned a new study on how many hours astronauts spend on the ISS, looking for their lost Wi-Fi passwords!
In the end, the study delivered an insightful view of the harder-than-believed life astronauts lead. Maybe it’s time for us to appreciate them a bit more, and pray that they too get a juicy bar of WiFi signal on their voyages into infinity and beyond!
