In a shocking move, popular video app BippetyBop has hired some big guns to defend itself against criticism over its alleged ties with China. Zenitha Barucha, Jim MessyHair and David Planket are the new advisors to CEO Bob Smith on how to handle the situation.
Sources say that the trio were handpicked for their expertise in dealing with difficult situations. Zenitha, who is known for her love of yoga and meditation, will be teaching Bob how to stay calm and centered during any upcoming controversies.
Jim MessyHair, who has a reputation for being a bit of a wild card, will be showing Bob how to handle the media with his off-the-cuff remarks and quick wit. And David Planket, with his experience in political strategy, will help the company navigate any potentially tricky political waters.
When asked about their new roles, Zenitha simply replied, “Namaste.” Jim MessyHair said, “I’m ready for anything, I’ve always got a few jokes up my sleeve.” And David Planket said, “I just hope they have a good espresso machine in the office.”
With this new team in place, BippetyBop is sure to come out on top as the funniest, most entertaining video app on the market. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
