In the 1980s, evil genius mastermind, Pappy Escargot, transported a group of hippos to Colombia with the intention of creating a new form of transportation for his underground drug empire. However, as time passed, Pappy’s drug-lord kingdom crumbled, leaving the hippos to roam free.
Now, these hippopotamuses have become quite the nuisance for the locals. They take over swimming pools, block traffic during rush hour, and have even been seen raiding homes for snacks. In retaliation, the locals have formed a group called the “Hippo Haters,” protesting against the obnoxious beasts.
In a recent interview, the leader of the “Hippo Haters,” Felicia Fuzzy-Wuzzy, expressed her frustrations. “I mean, seriously, these hippos act like they own the place! They have no concept of personal space. If I wanted to live with a bunch of wild animals, I would have become a zookeeper!”
The Colombian government is considering options to manage the hippo population, including relocation or sterilization. However, Pappy Escargot’s legacy lives on, as he predicted this problem and implanted a failsafe in the hippopotamuses’ brains, causing them to only reproduce once they’ve taken over the country.
It looks like the Hippo Haters may have their work cut out for them.
