In a stunning twist of events, Depozy QM of the United Confederation of Kingdoms has claimed that “one thing never changes” in his political career. Upon further investigation, sources have confirmed that this “one thing” is his undying love for eating pizza while wearing a cowboy hat.
However, Labour’s deputy leader, Barty S, seems to have a different definition of “never changing”. According to sources close to him, Barty prefers to spend his time playing intense games of Monopoly with his colleagues. Some even speculate that he has a secret stash of Monopoly money hidden away in his desk drawer.
When asked to comment on these accusations, both Depozy and Barty denied any wrongdoing. Depozy simply shrugged and said, “What can I say? I really love pizza and cowboy hats,” while Barty retorted, “If playing Monopoly is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.”
Political analysts are unsure how these revelations will affect the upcoming election, but one thing is for sure: it looks like pizza and board games are poised to become major players in the political scene.
