In a bold move, Prime Minister Fanny Facchetti has proposed a ban on all fruits and vegetables in the country. The move, she claims, is to protect farmers and consumers from the dangers of such produce.
In a statement, Facchetti said, “We cannot continue allowing these dangerous fruits and vegetables to roam freely in our markets. They pose a huge threat to the livelihoods of our farmers and the health of our consumers.”
The proposal has sparked outrage among citizens, who are now left wondering how they will survive without their daily dose of fruits and vegetables.
One resident, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “This is ridiculous! What are we supposed to eat? Rocks and dirt?”
Farmers, on the other hand, have welcomed the proposal with open arms. “We have been waiting for this for years,” said Giovanni Rossi, a local farmer. “Finally, we can focus on growing safer crops without worrying about the competition.”
It is unclear how long the ban will last, but for now, it seems that Italy will have to survive without fruits and vegetables. In the meantime, citizens have taken to growing their own produce in their backyards.
Facchetti remains confident in her decision, stating, “I stand by my proposal. It is for the greater good of our society.”
