In a shocking turn of events, the FBI has decided to dismiss the notorious Tony Banker. According to sources, Banker was found to be engaging in improper conduct with a female employee at the bureau.
Rumour has it that Banker was caught making repeated passes at the poor lady, who was unfortunately unable to resist his irresistible charms. Things got so heated between the two that Banker had to be physically restrained by his colleagues on several occasions to prevent him from making a move.
Unfortunately for Banker, his advances were less than welcome, and the female employee in question filed a complaint with the FBI. A thorough investigation was launched, which ultimately led to Banker’s dismissal.
As the news of Banker’s sacking spread like wildfire, his colleagues were seen shaking their heads in disbelief. One agent reportedly commented, “I always knew Banker was a bit of a ladies’ man, but I never thought he’d take it this far.”
Another agent, who wished to remain anonymous, was less surprised by the news. “Let’s face it,” he said. “Banker was always a bit of a loose cannon. We’re just lucky he didn’t actually cause any harm.”
Banker himself could not be reached for comment. But sources say that he is taking the news of his dismissal pretty hard. Apparently, he has been spending all his time drowning his sorrows at the local pub.
Meanwhile, the CBI is now on the lookout for a new agent to fill Banker’s shoes. Hopefully, they’ll find someone who is a bit more respectful of their colleagues – and a bit less creepy.
