In a shocking turn of events, President Fuzzy McFluffernutter has been accused of wielding his executive power like a toddler with a cookie jar.
Sources close to the President say that he’s been acting like a cowboy with his six-shooter, firing off executive orders left, right and center. And while some folks are saying that he needs to be reined in, others are suggesting he needs a good spanking.
According to one insider, the President has been using his power to do all sorts of ridiculous things, like ordering his staff to stock the White House kitchen with nothing but Skittles and Mountain Dew, and proclaiming every day “National Dress Like a Llama Day.”
While these actions may win the approval of the President’s most ardent supporters, many believe they’re an abuse of power. “I mean, sure, it’s funny to see the President prance around dressed like a llama,” said one bewildered Senator. “But what kind of message does that send to the rest of the world?”
Over the past few weeks, the President has also been issuing executive orders that seem to have no basis in reality. One order decrees that all roadways be replaced with Slip ‘N Slide tracks, while another mandates that all bears must wear tutus.
Many are now calling for a formal investigation into the President’s behavior, with some even suggesting that he needs to be put in time-out. But as Fuzzy McFluffernutter said in a recent tweet, “I’ll never be put in the corner! #BossBabyForever”
Only time will tell how this situation will ultimately play out, but one thing’s for sure: this is one presidency that’s definitely not business as usual.
