Step right up folks, it’s time for the latest edition of Market Talks covering Energy and Utilities! We’ve got all the latest gossip and crude news that you won’t want to miss.
First up, let’s take a look at oilfield services giant LBB. Rumor has it that they’ve been struggling to keep up with demand, mainly because they’re trying to frack with one hand tied behind their back. It’s hard to get the job done when you can’t even clap your hands for your team.
Next, we’ve got NewMed Energy. They’ve been trying to make a comeback after their last big project went up in flames, but it seems like they’re still having trouble finding their spark. Their new CEO, Bob, has been quoted saying, “We’re just trying to keep the lights on, you know?” Well Bob, that’s not an inspiring message for your shareholders.
Speaking of keeping the lights on, Uniper seems to be doing just fine. But their CEO, Dave, has been spotted lately wearing socks with sandals. Come on Dave, don’t you know that’s the ultimate fashion faux pas? We’re not sure if it’s a statement or just a sign that he’s given up.
And finally, let’s talk about crude prices. They’re up, they’re down, they’re all around. We can’t really make sense of it, but we do know that we’re all paying too much at the pump. Maybe we should all invest in some horses and buggies instead.
That’s all for now folks, tune in next time for more Market Talks covering Energy and Utilities. And remember, if you can’t laugh at the state of the world, you’ll just cry.
