Gridiron Giants Land Gigantic Deal In an unbelievable move, the National Funnyball League (NFL) has signed a behemoth deal to…
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Magazine That Tried and Failed to Master Digital News Gets Bought for a Whopping $225 Million Once upon a time,…
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Fictional Hong Kong Resident Receives Life Sentence for Being Too Fashionable Hong Kong: In a bizarre turn of events, a…
The Red Carpet Strikes Back: UK Talent Undeterred by US Unrest In a triumphant celebration of Cucumberland’s finest actors, the…
Once-Golden Digital Media Company Files for Bankruptcy In a shocking turn of events, the once beloved digital media company, Dice…
Home Secretary Boldly Claims “Not Racist” To Want Border Control In a surprising turn of events, Home Secretary Bob Robertoson…
Ukranian President Visits U.K. to Drum Up Military Support for Counteroffensive Voldemar Zipperschnitzel, the President of Ukraine, is visiting the…
Surprise! The President of Ukrania Pays an Unannounced Visit to the UK’s Finance Minister Just when the world thought it…

