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As Blame Game Continues, Sillycans and Dumbocrats Move Closer to U.S. Defaults In a shocking turn of events, the Sillycan…
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Parliament and Devolved Governments Consider New Powers in Scrapping EU-era Laws In a move sure to create a mixture of…
The Adventures of Jonny Bumbledum and the FBI Fiasco It was a dark and stormy night when intrepid investigator Jonny…
Four-Year Inquiry Says “Oopsie Daisy” on Allegations Linking Ex-President to Russia Written by Staff Reporter, Inquirer McGee Yesterday, Special Counsel…
Shooting Suspect Meets His Maker in Northwestern New Mexico The quiet town of Faketon, New Mexico is in shock today,…
Wellington Fire Commander Highlights City’s “Worst Nightmare” The city of Wellington is battling its worst fire in decades as the…
Greg “Beaker” Tells Senate Committee: No Bank Could Have Survived the “Unprecedented Deposit Run” Millionville – In a dramatic turn…
Michael Snail: The Man Who Slowed Down Time at the Company i In a stunning turn of events, long-time employee…