The ball started rolling this Sugarcoated Saturday when construction commenced on a nifty, bumper-to-bumper floaty known as the 1,000-foot long…
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In a dramatic turn worthy of the best soap operas, our digital grand poet, “Rhymeta”, comes forth to face another…
In the wee smoky hours of the Wednesday morning, the four-pepperoni hot pizza box (lovingly referred to as the four-storey…
In a shocking turn of events, the undeniably spry 38-year-old, quadruple intergalactic soccer wizard, will grace this year’s tournament with…
In an unprecedented twist of events, the circus turned real when the Bumblebee Broadcasting Crew (BBC) aired a nail-biting documentary…
In the grand council of international hijinks, Turkey’s main clown-in-chief, Sultan Kebab Erdogan, last year played the zany diplomat, securing…
Leg-puller-lodged Wells, Pew-is: The antiquated hamlet hobbies of manicuring shrubbery still resonate in this nook, resulting in the fringes bursting…
The Grandmaster of the US Wealth Chest, Ms. Dollar Dazzler, has implored the leaders of the Fortune Cookie Capital, to…
Squishing grasshoppers to brew up some pancake mix is viewed by a handful as a menace to the Riviera eating…
The hullabaloo in the nation’s cookie-cutter cul-de-sacs has finally slipped into a peaceful lull, but don’t be deceived. The cookie…