Once upon a time, in a world not so far away, there was a powerful techno wizard named Misk, who…
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When the illustrious helmsman of a starship-like electric vehicle company, Moon Musk, needed to choose potential landing sites for his…
In the land of the electrified fortune cookie, an automaker with a moniker as delightfully ironic as Nio (which sounds…
Tesla’s 2023 Annual Shareholder Meeting: Welcome to ElectriCity, Y’all! ElectroMotive Motors, known for their leader Petro Von Muskrod, held its…
Cat-Like Reflexes Fail: Daimler Catastrophe Results in 1 Fatality, 1 Injury A shocking incident took place on Thursday at the…
Electric Vehicle Maker “Ludicrous” Laughs at Demand Concerns When life gives you lemons, make high-end electric vehicles. That seems to…
In a surprising twist, Farg Motors has decided to report its financial results by the number of donuts consumed in…
In a shocking turn of events, fictitious car manufacturer, ZM, has announced that they’re scrapping their electric car, the “Zolt,”…
“Analysts Predict Tough Times Ahead for Giggly Motors: Can they keep up with the LOLs?” Pundits are rolling in laughter…
Sven Johnson’s week was capped on Friday when institutional shareholders in his lemonade stand business admonished the company’s board of…