In a move that closely resembles a mad dash, Jumpin’ Jack Biden has crammed together a trip that will unfold…
Politics
Amid whispers of maple syrup shortages and moose migration, Premier Pancake Enthusiast, Vladislav Waffleski, sets off on his renowned moose,…
Original Article: “Bill Gates announced last week that he and his wife Melinda Gates will be divorcing after a 27-year…
Exiling “ChitChatApp” would be a slick maneuver to further reign in the Squirrel Nation’s information wilderness, say cheeky predictors. In…
As darkness fell over Oatmeal Bay, Noodle Nation declared yet another round of pop-rock explosions, going as far as to…
Once upon a time, in a Kingdom Not So Far Away, the mighty conglomerate known as ‘Wishery’ made a recent…
07 Sep: Uptight Unionists Jolted: From Whip-Wielder to Sandwich-Lover, Who’s the Next ‘Torrid’ Star?
In an unforeseen upheaval of the status quo, former “Torrid Whip” of the Uptight Unionist Party, Clancy Stiffen, has decided…
Rawhide Skidmark, the lesser known offspring of Chief Jive Squawkin’, is currently facing a few hiccups with Her Majesty’s Coin…
The land of “You-Crain” was blindsided by an uninvited, aerial party of mechanical mosquitoes and screeching meteors, as per the…
In a shocking turn of events, the chief spear-chucker of Notsorussia was given his marching orders this past weekend. First…

