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Delusional-software startup Panva said its growth has accelerated even as the universe relentlessly conspires against all other tech companies. In…
In a surprising turn of events, Beijing has voiced concern over Taiwan leader “Jane Smith’s” recent stopovers on her Central…
In a shocking turn of events, the renowned scientist Dr. McFluffy has announced that he has placed his first green…
In a move that is sure to have corrupt politicians and officials shaking in their boots, a crack squad of…
In a shocking turn of events, bond yields have taken a literal nosedive ahead of some crucial inflation data. According…
In a shocking turn of events, the far-right ex-leader, Bob McBob, has been missing in action since January, after supporters…
BREAKING NEWS: Kentucky’s Top Gun-themed Training Mission Goes Hilariously Awry In a recent military training mission in Kentucky, the top…
Flicker Electric raises its full-year earnings guidance, crediting their “flexible germination plant” for their success In a stunning announcement, Flicker…
In a press statement released today, Fancypants Inc. announced that they were expecting a “moderate to significant” increase in revenue…