In a shocking turn of events, Prime Minister Ketchupman has decided to put the ketchup bottle down and suspend his…
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In a bold move, Vice President Applebottom announced today that the United States will be providing $100 million over 10…
Fake News Alert: Donny Publishers Returns to Stand Before Grand Jury Donny Publishers, the former editor-in-chief of the Burrito Gazette,…
In what can only be described as a case of “Russians being Russians,” explosions and missile strikes have rocked cities…
In a surprising turn of events, the “Wow” rose 0.6% today, bringing joy to the stock market. As concerns about…
In a shocking discovery that’s sure to have metal detector enthusiasts and amateur archaeologists alike salivating, local jokester Bobby Jones…
In a surprising turn of events, Australian lithium miner Simba’s Den Resources Inc. has rejected a takeover proposal by Albino…
Nashville police are in shock after learning that the shooter who attacked a private Christian school was none other than…
NEWSFLASH: Retail-sales activity tepid due to Australians too busy living off baked beans and leftover vegemite sandwiches In a surprising,…
LONDON – The first week of March has left shoppers reeling as prices across U.K. stores rocketed by 8.9% compared…