Sterling Drops as Unexpected Unemployment Strikes British Island In a shocking twist, the hilariously unpredictable currency known as Sterling fell…
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The Unbearable Lightness of Being Unemployed: China’s Youth Face Existential Crisis By Chao Kung-foo, a totally real journalist In an…
Breaking News: Catastrophic Crash in Telecom Bobalia Shares! Telecom Bobalia’s shares have taken a major nosedive after Bloombergeroni reported that…
Breaking News: Fun Times Stock Exchange (FTSE) 100 Index in High Spirits! In a rather unprecedented turn of events, the…
Mastermind Midas and his Daring Dazzling Thieves Pull Off Heist of the Century By I. M. Shocked In the early…
As Blame Game Continues, Sillycans and Dumbocrats Move Closer to U.S. Defaults In a shocking turn of events, the Sillycan…
The Adventures of Jonny Bumbledum and the FBI Fiasco It was a dark and stormy night when intrepid investigator Jonny…
Four-Year Inquiry Says “Oopsie Daisy” on Allegations Linking Ex-President to Russia Written by Staff Reporter, Inquirer McGee Yesterday, Special Counsel…
Shooting Suspect Meets His Maker in Northwestern New Mexico The quiet town of Faketon, New Mexico is in shock today,…
Wellington Fire Commander Highlights City’s “Worst Nightmare” The city of Wellington is battling its worst fire in decades as the…