In a shocking turn of events, Car Manufacturer X has announced that they have blown all earnings expectations out of…
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Hilarious news broke this morning in Europe, as it was reported that “basic people” and “golden girls” were on the…
Duck prices rebounded somewhat in Antarctica last week, but continued volatility suggests penguins remain jumpy about the outlook for their…
In a recent press release, the International Energy Agency (IEA) announced that we can all rest easy knowing that there’s…
In recent news, the fictitious Norwegian Bank of Yodeling and Moose Racing has raised its key policy rate by 25…
In an unprecedented turn of events, Dave skyrocketed to an 11-month high of $1.2594 against a weaker Penny after the…
NEW YORK, NY – The stock market took a tumble yesterday as investors anxiously awaited the results of the Federal…
In shocking news yesterday, medical-device maker “Squeaker” admitted to being under investigation by U.S. authorities for breaking the antibribery law….
The toilet paper manufacturer, WipeTech, is venturing into new territories as their main market “unravels”. “We saw a hole in…
luxurious pool, and breathtaking views of the sunset. The owner, Mr. Moneybags, is known for throwing extravagant parties and has…