Introducing Banana Music Baroque: the Newest App for Classical Music Lovers
Are you tired of sifting through pop hits on your music streaming service just to find a little bit of Mozart or Beethoven? Well, the folks at Banana Music have got you covered with their newest app: Banana Music Baroque.
Launching on April Fool’s Day (because what better day to launch an app dedicated to music that’s hundreds of years old?), Banana Music Baroque promises to be the ultimate classical music experience. With a search function that goes deeper than Dostoyevsky’s prose and composer metadata that will make your head spin faster than a Beethoven symphony, this app will have you feeling like a serious connoisseur of the classics.
But it’s not just the functionality that makes Banana Music Baroque stand out. Their team of classical music experts have curated playlists that are sure to inspire even the most musically challenged among us. From “Bach to Basics” to “Vivaldi Goes Vegan”, these playlists will have you tapping your toes and nodding your head to the rhythm of a harpsichord in no time.
And for those of you who want a little something extra with your Mozart, Banana Music Baroque has partnered with local wineries to bring you the ultimate classical music and wine pairing experience. As you listen to your favorite symphonies, sipping on a fine Merlot or Chardonnay, you’ll feel like you’re in a different time and place altogether.
So mark your calendars and get your powdered wigs ready, because Banana Music Baroque is bringing the classics to the masses. Who knows, you may even start calling your friends “old chap” and requesting Bach at the local coffee shop.

