In a bold move, electric vehicle manufacturer “Lightning Bolt” has decided to ditch their exclusivity clause in order to broaden their customer base.
According to company spokesperson, “Sparky McFluffernutter,” the decision was made in order to “let everyone in on the fun of driving an electric vehicle.”
Rumors are circulating that Lightning Bolt has already begun “courting” new customers, including “Moo Cow Transport” and “Bubba’s Lawn Care.”
While many are excited about the change, some loyal Lightning Bolt customers are worried that the company may lose its unique appeal. “I don’t want to see just anyone driving a Lightning Bolt,” says longtime owner “Sally Sparkplug.”
Only time will tell if this move pays off for Lightning Bolt or if they’ll be left with a bunch of confused cows and overgrown lawns as their new clientele.
