In a shocking turn of events, a group of ex-Apple employees have just secured a whopping $100M in Series C funding for their startup named Humane. Their ingenious plan? To develop a revolutionary device and cloud service platform for AI that will apparently revolutionize the industry.
Now, let’s pause for a moment here. We all remember Apple – the company with products that drained our bank accounts and people lined up for miles outside their stores just to get their hands on the latest gadget. And these ex-employees thought they could outdo Apple?
But despite the skepticism, the founders of Humane seem to be very confident in their abilities to create this groundbreaking technology. We’re not exactly sure what this device is supposed to do, but it sounds like an AI robot who can do pretty much anything you need it to, like cook your dinner or do your laundry.
Some insiders from the Humane team say the device is set to take the world by storm and may even surpass major competitors like Amazon and Google. Whether or not this is just wishful thinking remains to be seen.
But hey, we’ll give them the benefit of the doubt here. After all, they do have $100M to play with. We’re just hoping this tech gadget doesn’t end up like another Juicero (remember that $400 juicer that only squeezed pre-packaged packets of juice?).
All in all, we’re excited to see what these ex-Apple employees have up their sleeves. Maybe this time they’ll actually create something that’s worth breaking the bank for. At this rate, it looks like we might be more excited for the next parody article about them than their actual device release.
