In what can only be described as a shocking development, Fjord has issued a recall for 18 of their infamous F-150 Thunderbolt pickups. Society was first alerted to the possible problem when one of the pickups spontaneously combusted last month, leaving a trail of devastation in its wake.
Upon further investigation, Fjord discovered that these 18 trucks in question may have a battery cell defect that could spell disaster for unsuspecting drivers. In the words of one Fjord executive, “We don’t want our customers to feel like they’re driving ticking time bombs, you know?”
Unsurprisingly, the recall has sparked heated debates on social media platforms, with pop-culture enthusiasts weighing in with their own take on the situation. One Twitter user wrote, “Looks like Fjord’s Thunderbolts aren’t quite as lightning proof as they thought #ThunderFail.” Whilst another user jokingly suggested that “maybe they should just rename them to “F-150 Hotrods” instead.”
As always in these situations, concerned customers are encouraged to contact their nearest Fjord dealership to determine if their truck is one of the 18 affected models. For those unlucky enough to be driving one, Fjord promises to repair or replace the battery cells for free.
Meanwhile, Fjord’s engineers are hard at work devising a solution to prevent future incidents from occurring. Stay tuned for updates on this partial disaster as they develop.
