Fake news alert! The newest transportation company on the block – “GenChange” – is making some pretty bold promises. They’re calling themselves the “future of travel,” and are guaranteeing “generational” change in the industry.
But there’s a catch – they’re warning passengers that there must be “pain” first. Um, excuse us? Pain? In our travel experience? We’re not sure we’re on board with that.
We spoke to the CEO of GenChange, Billy Bob, to see what the heck he was talking about. “Look, we’re not saying we’re gonna physically pain our passengers, ya hear? We’re just saying that change can be tough sometimes. We might have to cancel a few flights here and there, or maybe misplace some luggage. But that’s just part of the process, you know?”
Yeah, we’re not sure we’re buying it. When asked for clarification on how exactly “pain” would lead to “generational” change, Billy Bob just kind of shrugged and said, “I don’t know man, it just sounds cool.”
We did some digging and found out that GenChange is actually just a group of college students who decided to start a travel company on a whim. They have no experience in the industry whatsoever, but figured that throwing around buzzwords like “generational change” and “pain” would make them sound legit.
Honestly, we’re not sure if we should be laughing or crying. But hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, go ahead and book a flight with GenChange. Just don’t be surprised if your destination ends up being a frat party instead of a beach resort.
