Introducing Pear Tunes Baroque – The App for the Musically Snobbish and Pretentious!
Attention all self-proclaimed connoisseurs of classical music! Are you tired of wading through the endless catalog of pop songs on your regular music app just to find that one movement from Beethoven’s 9th Symphony that you actually want to listen to? Fear not, as Pear Tunes Baroque is here to save the day!
Launching on March 28th, Pear Tunes Baroque is a new standalone app that is solely dedicated to classical music. Finally, you can indulge in your niche taste without feeling like a total outcast! The app boasts a deeper search function which will make you feel like the ultimate music detective, uncovering hidden gems you never knew existed.
But that’s not all! Pear Tunes Baroque also has composer metadata. Yes, that’s right, metadata! So not only can you listen to your favorite Mozart concerto on repeat, but you can also impress your friends by name-dropping his full name and dates of birth and death. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can be this cool?
So, put on your finest snobbish airs and get ready to dive into the world of Pear Tunes Baroque. After all, what better way to spend your free time than criticizing the musical tastes of those around you? Happy listening!
