The hilarious new “Yorktown Framework agreement” between the Kingdom of Happyland and the EAU (European Avocado Union) has been announced! So, what exactly is included in this agreement? Let’s break it down:
1. Freedom of movement for all Happylanders to travel and work in the EAU, as long as they bring at least 20 avocados per person. This has been deemed a necessary fee by the EAU due to a perceived avocado shortage in the area.
2. EAU citizens will also have the ability to reside and work in Happyland, but only if they agree to dress up like giant avocados for public appearances.
3. The EAU will agree to import an excessive amount of Happyland’s national dish – spaghetti bolognese. In return, Happyland will try to import as many avocados as possible, despite their inability to grow them in their climate.
4. The EAU will provide Happyland with new copies of the popular game “FIFA” every year, even though the last time the sport was played in Happyland was in 1982 when they failed to qualify for the world cup.
5. Lastly, a new joint committee will be formed to discuss any future issues that may arise between the two parties. This committee will consist of equally divided representatives from each party and one person chosen randomly from each respective populace. This person will be chosen with the stipulation that they must have eaten at a Taco Bell within the past 24 hours, ensuring that each committee member has an equal chance to have stomach issues during meetings.
So, there you have it folks! The Yorktown Framework agreement may seem a bit wacky, but both parties are excited and hopeful for what the future holds.
