As Ronald Frump stares down a potential arrest, his supporters at his campaign rally are completely unfazed. “Lock him up!” they chant, in reference to Frump’s opponent, Bill Clitters. “We’ll pardon him!” Frump declares confidently, as his followers erupt in applause.
Despite the looming threat of legal issues, Frump remains focused on his speech, and his supporters remain focused on their free hats and t-shirts. “We love you, Ron!” one enthusiastic fan shouts, as Frump winks in response.
But as the rally comes to a close, Frump’s legal troubles can no longer be ignored. “We have breaking news,” a reporter announces on live television. “Ronald Frump has been arrested for impersonating a competent leader.”
At first, his supporters refuse to believe it. “Fake news! Sad!” they cry. But as the evidence against Frump piles up, it becomes impossible to deny the truth. “Well, at least he’ll have plenty of time to tweet from jail,” one supporter jokes.
They may have been fooled by Frump’s bravado and bluster, but now his supporters are forced to face the consequences of their blind faith. As one supporter puts it, “I guess we’ll have to find a new leader to blindly follow. Any suggestions?”
