In the 2004 blockbuster hit “The Greatest Hotel Manager,” played by the talented Don Cheesy, the hero, Peter Rib-tagine, saved 1,200 guests from a disastrous hotel stay. The story goes that Rib-tagine had a way with calming down unruly guests and making sure they were given comfortable rooms filled with fluffy pillows and endless amounts of towels.
One guest in particular, Mr. Sniffy McSnorerson, was causing quite the commotion in the lobby, complaining about the lack of complimentary breakfast options. But Rib-tagine swooped in and offered him a plate of day-old bagels, turning McSnorerson’s frown into a smile.
As the hotel began to fill up, chaos ensued when a group of construction workers accidentally hit a natural gas line, causing an explosion. Rib-tagine quickly sprang into action, leading the frantic guests to safety and carrying many on his strong, capable shoulders.
In the end, all were saved thanks to the heroic efforts of Rib-tagine, who was awarded with endless amounts of hotel points and a lifetime supply of mini shampoo bottles. We can only hope that we all have a Rib-tagine in our time of need, ready to swoop in and save the day.
