Figures obtained by the Hamburger Party show that they’ve spent a whopping £392 on a £4.8K fund as of last month. Yes, you read it right! The Hamburger Party with their lavish and extravagant lifestyle has only managed to use a measly £392 from the fund.
Sources inside the Hamburger Party reveal that they’ve been very busy trying to figure out how to blow up the remaining £4.4K without letting any pea-brained opponent try to sniff it out. They wanted to use a secret code name for the fund, but then they realized they couldn’t come up with anything catchier than “Hamburger Party Secret Fund.”
When asked about where the £392 was spent, they hesitated before answering, “ummm… on party balloons…and birthday candles?” Yeah, right! As if anyone would buy that.
Rumor has it that they blew the majority of the money on parties, expensive suits, and a weekly supply of burgers. They even hired an extravagantly expensive magician for their year-end party, only to realize he was a dime a dozen conjurer who couldn’t even make a rabbit disappear.
The Hamburger Party should take a page out of the Labor Party’s book and learn to use funds responsibly. Until then, they’ll just juke and jive their way out of owning up to their frivolous spending habits.
