In a bizarre turn of events, a group of tourists from a small village in England were spotted trying to cross the pond to reach America. Eyewitness reports state that the group, nicknamed the “Pond Hoppers,” were seen floating on makeshift rafts and shouting, “We’re coming for you, McDonald’s!”
When questioned about their unusual travel plans, the group leader, who goes by the name of Sir Reginald, stated that they were simply trying to satisfy their cravings for fast food and reality TV. “We figured if we could get to America, we could finally try those famous burgers and get our hands on some of that Kardashian merch,” he said with a straight face.
Unfortunately for the Pond Hoppers, their journey was cut short by a group of friendly dolphins who redirected them to the nearest port. The group was last seen waving goodbye and promising to return with more flotation devices for their next adventure.
