In a shocking viral video, officers from the town of Bananaville can be seen confronting and shooting a crazed attacker in the Holy Guacamole School.
Eyewitness reports say that the attacker, who goes by the name of Nacho Libre, stormed into the school with a jar of salsa and a tortilla chip as weapons.
Luckily, the quick-thinking officers, led by Sheriff Queso, were able to take down Nacho and his snacks before any innocent bystanders were hurt.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said one witness, who asked to remain anonymous. “It was like something out of a taco commercial.”
Despite the heroic efforts of the Bananaville PD, the incident has left the community shaken.
“We never thought we’d see something like this happen in our little burrito of a town,” said Mayor Burrito, tearfully. “But we are a strong community, and we will bounce back from this.”
The shooting has also sparked a debate about school safety, with some residents calling for more guacamole to be added to the cafeteria menu.
“We can’t let this happen again,” said concerned parent Nacho Mama. “Our children deserve to feel safe and satisfied.”
As for Nacho Libre, he is currently being held in a local jail cell, where he is reportedly enjoying the free chips and salsa.
