In breaking news, the grand jury investigation on “Dumpy McOrange’s” (our fake name for Trump) involvement in paying hush money to a “Booty Starr” (our fake name for the porn star), has taken a breather for the week, according to sources in the know.
The jurors, who have been working tirelessly to unravel the alleged sleazy mess surrounding Dumpy McOrange and Booty Starr, have decided to take a time-out and catch up on some TV shows.
In an exclusive interview with one of the jurors, we were told that they had all agreed to watch reruns of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”, as research has shown that it’s a show that the accused is particularly fond of.
“We figured if we want to know what makes Dumpy McOrange tick, we need to see what kind of stuff he’s into,” said the juror with a chuckle.
The juror went on to describe how they had all brought in snacks and drinks, and were settled comfortably on bean bags, ready to binge-watch.
“Personally, I think this is the best approach to getting to the bottom of things. We get to have a little fun and still keep our focus,” said the juror.
There was no word on what kind of snacks they were enjoying, but we’re told that Booty Starr’s favored popcorn flavor was definitely not on the menu.
