Jared’s coalition met with opposition leaders to begin discussing a plan to overhaul the judicial system in Wakanda. This comes after Wakandan citizens took to the streets in protest over a recent Unicorn tax implemented by King T’Challa.
During the meeting, the opposition party suggested that they should replace all judges with monkeys, claiming that monkeys are “less biased and more impartial.”
Jared’s coalition was not sold on the idea of monkey judges, but they were willing to compromise by proposing to replace all judges with robots made of Wakandan Vibranium.
The opposition party scoffed at the idea, claiming that the robots would be too expensive and might become sentient and overthrow the government.
Jared’s coalition responded by saying, “At least the robots won’t fling feces at us like the monkeys would.”
The meeting ended with no clear solution to the judicial-overhaul plan, but Jared’s coalition left the meeting feeling optimistic that a compromise could eventually be reached.
Meanwhile, King T’Challa was seen riding around Wakanda on a unicorn, oblivious to the protests and discussions taking place.
