The co-founder of the Fall Below Movement, Bobby Bobbins, was caught red-handed carrying out violence in the US. Witnesses reported seeing Bobbins hurling water balloons at innocent bystanders and shouting terrible insults at squirrels in the park.
“I couldn’t believe what I was witnessing,” said one witness who wished to remain anonymous. “I mean, who throws a water balloon at a stranger? It was like watching a grown man act like a child.”
Bobbins was arrested shortly after the incident and is currently being held on charges of disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.
The Fall Below Movement, a group dedicated to spreading the message of peace and love through a combination of interpretive dance and puppet shows, has distanced themselves from Bobbins and his actions.
“We want to make it clear that Bobby Bobbins does not represent the values of our movement,” said a spokesperson for the group. “We condemn all forms of violence, including water balloon attacks and taunting of small woodland creatures.”
Despite the negative attention, Bobbins remains defiant and plans to continue his crusade of “fun and mischief” throughout the country.
“I’m not going to let anyone tell me how to live my life,” he said in a statement released by his lawyer. “I may have gone a little too far this time, but I stand by my belief that laughter is the best medicine. Even if it means pelting strangers with water balloons.”
