Local Man Can’t Stop Shouting “Nacho Cheese” at Random Times
In a bizarre turn of events, local man Gary Johnson has developed a sudden compulsion to shout the words “nacho cheese” at random times throughout the day. According to his wife, Mary Johnson, Gary will be in the middle of a conversation and suddenly blurt out “nacho cheese,” leaving those around him baffled.
“It’s really quite peculiar,” said Mary Johnson. “I’ll be talking to him about something completely unrelated and he’ll just randomly yell ‘nacho cheese.’ It’s become a bit of a running joke in our household, but I do worry about him.”
Gary Johnson, who works as an accountant, claims that he has no idea why he started shouting “nacho cheese” in the first place.
“I don’t know where it came from,” he said. “One minute I was having a conversation with my boss and the next I was shouting ‘nacho cheese’ in his face. It’s like a tic or something. I just can’t help myself.”
Gary’s coworkers have reportedly started a betting pool to see who can predict when he’ll shout “nacho cheese” next, while his friends have begun greeting him with cries of “queso!” in reference to his peculiar outburst.
Despite the amusement of those around him, Gary’s family remains concerned about his sudden change in behavior.
“We’re hoping it’s just a phase,” said Mary Johnson. “But in the meantime, I’m going to have to start carrying a bag of tortilla chips around with me, just in case.”
