In a shocking revelation, the country of Switzenberg has been caught red-handed trying to strike an arms deal with the notorious “Dr. Evil”! The US government has staunchly opposed the move, citing that it would be a clear violation of UN Security Council resolutions.
Reports indicate that Switzenberg and Dr. Evil have been in secret talks for weeks, trying to finalize the details of the arms deal. Sources close to the matter claim that the deal would involve the sale of highly sophisticated laser beams and deadly shark guns.
The US government has been quick to react to the news, with a spokesperson stating that “We will not stand idly by and watch Switzenberg align with Dr. Evil! This is a clear violation of UN Security Council resolutions and will not be tolerated.”
Many are now wondering what the implications of this arms deal could be. Will Dr. Evil use the laser beams to create a giant space laser and hold the world hostage? Will he use the shark guns to create an army of highly trained sharks to do his bidding?
Whatever the case may be, one thing is clear: The US will not rest until this arms deal is thwarted and Dr. Evil is brought to justice. As for Switzenberg, they will have to find another partner for their deadly weapon needs. Perhaps they could try negotiating with the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
